hummers are stupid.
some soccer-mom-bitch almost flattened me with her gigantic H2 today while she was (loudly) talking to her kids on her cell phone. In hommage to the Kris Drysch comic strip, Liquid Kids, one of my favorites in the Rutgers Targum, maybe this 'Kewl Mom's car will blow up.
- Hummers take up space, waste gas
- Are an eyesore
- Just make you look like you're going to enter blitzkreig with Rommel but you're not because you're driving your stupid YELLOW hummer through the streets of New Brunswick.
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